It's currently 4am and I can't sleep so here's a list of things I've learned about staying up most of the night.
1. Early morning TV is even worse then lunchtime TV
2. Informercials will get the better of me one day
3. The AbMaster 500000 looks bloody dangerous
4. Our milkman does his rounds at 2.30am
5. The birds start singing at EXACTLY 4.11am
6. The slightest noise means there are burglars in the house
7. According to the note on the toilet I use one gallon of water for every flush
8. It's not possible to make coffee quietly
9. My cat snores and it sounds like a poltergeist is haunting the room
10. The internet operates at the same speed 24 hours a day (donlt you people EVER sleep ??)
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