*correction to Wednesday's post about loafing*
Look into my eyes .... you are feling sleepy ... the world is drifting away ... you will forget everything I wrote two posts ago about being a loafer ... because I've just realised it's not big, clever or, in fact, true.
I'm beginning to think my bum might actually be superglued to the chair I'm sitting on right now, either that or my nether regions have no intention of getting up and walking about and are, in fact, on strike for want of a better pair of trousers.
The last three nights I've been here till 4am trying to complete the vast amount of work I suddenly realised I had! So, three websites and a DVD later I STILL find myself sitting here writing rubbish that hardly anyone reads. (I say hardly because I now know there's at least one reader - thanks Si !!!).
So there you have it. A retraction. I admit it. I am really busy ... honest ...
And now that I have atoned for the sin of lying I will attempt to nip downstairs for a coffee and a nice cream bun. At least, I will once I've taken my buttocks to arbitration and cut a deal with them.
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