Hilarious
A leaked report from uber-ISP AOL has revealed that 40% of their current subscriber base don't even own a computer - which you'd think would be pretty essential really...
Huge admiration then goes out to this guy for my favourite act of utter stupidity of the week:
"Well, I got the disk in the mail, and it said if I wanted to subscribe I should send money to these people," said Carl Lewen, an AOL subscriber in Kentucky who does not own a computer. "It never said anything about having to do anything with the disk. I thought it was kind of like a souvenir."
What the hell did he think he was getting for his $20 a month???? And did he even bother to complain when nothing turned up???
By the way Mr Lewen, for just $20 a month you can subscribe to my free website http://www.worldofcrussell.com. Provided you send me the cash I'll send you a collection of GREAT souvenirs including used toilet paper, an assortment of cat hairs from the living room floor AND a fantastic gents wristwatch which stopped working last year. And if that's not a bargain, I donlt know what is ...
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