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FINALLY ... the Internet comes up with some information that's actually educational.

Here's P.J O'Rourke's 1979 essay on How to drive fast on drugs while getting your wing-wang squeezed and not spill your drink.

It's so much more fun to read then the dismal document the UK government sent to every home in the country telling us what to do if there's a terrorist attack.