Hoorah! it seems the great British public have come to their senses and finally realised what the Internet is all about. A survey published today by ISP Homecall shows that 23% of all Britons who are signing up for broadband accounts are doing so in order to download porn faster!!!
So while the Americans are idealists, the French surrealists and the Germans elitists it seems the Brits are total realists.
And for any porn surfing Brits who fell over my site by accident, here's a list of must-have titles to set your broadband connection buzzing ...
* Sperms of Endearment * Romancing the Bone * On Golden Blonde * The Loin King * Schindler's Fist * The Bone Ranger

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