Someone got the Rizlas wet again ...
Anyways, it seems the first round of voting in Pope Idol failed to return a clear winner so all those funny little chaps in red dresses are going to have to stay where they are for at least another 24 hours and get Dominos to deliver a 12 inch Meat Feast and a side order of garlic bread and small boys (there's a special on the small boys as their regular customer is currently contempting a future career as a smooth criminal - allegedly).
As I was saying, I wasn't going to mention PopeStars until I saw this rather excellent screengrab from an old episode of Monty Python and quite frankly, it made me chuckle, then it made me wonder exactly how voting was going, then I got hungry and made a cheese sandwich.
Personally I'm hoping Cardinal Sin will make it to the hot seat and then choose a real groovy name like St Hilarius (it's real!!!) or one of the many Pope Blessed Urban's which they've had over the years. If it was me, I'd choose my own name, like Pope Cletus I or His Holiness Pope Artichoke-HogsNipple IV - imagine the hilarity ...

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