... but I'm back and there's a load of things I need to get off my chest so expect a number of postings over the next couple of days.
Before I start though, there's an election coming up in the UK, which will probably come as a complete surprise to the vast majority of the country's knuckle-draggers. Anyways I just wanted to say that if you're even thinking of voting for that lying, conniving, self-promoting, double dealing warmongering scumbag Blair then please feel free to bugger off now. In my book anyone who votes for that twat and his half-baked gang of crooks, thieves, misfits and law breakers should be rounded up in a field and shot, then their remains should be taken away and crushed to a pulp in huge machines, after this, gangs of wandering linedancers should be allowed to dance over them before the residue is unceremoneously flushed down a huge lavatory built on the wasteland of the Millenium Dome.
(btw, I won't be voting Labour in case you hadn't guessed ...)
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