I've just been flipping through the BBC's website, when I came across this story about alleged "artist" Mark McGowan who freely admits he vandalised nearly 50 cars as part of a so-called art project.
Apparently McGowan (37) intends to exhibit pictures of himself scratching the vehicle's paintwork after getting the idea when someone damaged a relative's car.
Said McGown: "There is a strong creative element in the keying of a car, it's an emotive engagement. (The owner's of the damaged cars) should feel glad that they've been involved in the creative process. I pick the cars randomly."
Previously, the sad waste of everyone's time and money nailed his feet to an art gallery in protest against leaves and has described himself as the "British alternative to David Blaine" - who is also dull, boring and a pretentious arse.
So that's the best he can do is it? He causes hundreds if not thousands of pounds of damage and tells the car owners they should feel glad to have been involved. I wonder if he'd agree to take part ina new project I myself have planned. It's called "Is it possible to kick a halfwit's balls up through his throat" and it opens as soon as I can get hold of this pillock.
Hopefully, this posting will have a photo of McGown attached so that you the general public can join me in my testicle-kicking work of performance art. Feel free to send the link to this page to your mates, colleagues, grannie etc and let's see who can be the first to kick his nuts clean out of his mouth!! Some might say this constitutes the threat of assault, but you know what? If you can get away with causing thousands in damage to a large number of motors, who's going to care about a couple of tiny little tezzies - besides we might strike lucky and sterilise him, saving future generations from having to suffer his pointless crap...
Never let it be said I don't like to support the arts!
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