I'm just in the procees of going out for the evening, but I've been playing Freedom Force again (the PC Superhero RPG) and it suddenly struck me that Superhro names are, by and large, rubbish. Mr Mephisto, The Green Goblin - what's it all about, eh? So, in cepebration of the lost Superheroes, here's a quick and (mostly) dirty list of the ten superheroes Marvel and friends neglected to include in the world of cartoon law enforecement ... (disclaimer: I didn't say it would be funny.. though the idea of Scrotar makes me giggle like a thee-year-old)
Scrotar - "My balls are like a shield of steel"
RamMan - "Rear we go again"
Doctor Fisto - "Gaze in to the fist with fear .."
Sphincter Boy - "Cower before the mighty muscle"
The Incredible Jizzlobber - "Here's one in the eye for villains everywhere!"
VibroMan - "Justice will prevail in less than two shakes"
Vomitor - "Spewing out justice to evildoers"
GastroGuy - "Ride like the wind"
Genuflector X - "Pray for mercy!"
Erector - "Standing tall against all evil"
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