Hah, it's been nearly a full month since I last posted anything, which means the whole Christmas and New Year thing is finally out of the way. (un)luckily for the family Crussell, we spent most of the festive season ill with what appears to be some form of stomach bug oand flu combination - bloody marvelous say I - ho-ho-bloody-ho
So, anyways, the New Year is upon us and Mrs Crussell has us both on a Stalinist diet in which foods recommended by the majority are good and everything else (sweets, crisps, biscuits etc) have had their images torn from the walls and all sympathisers to their cause taken out and shot.
In short, no goddamn Western Imperialist Chocolatski for me matey - oh no - vegetables it seems are the new black ... next thing you know I'll be growing my own beetroot in a dietry gulag somewhere dark and cold while dreaming of sickles and hammers. A new revolution will be upon us all and I will rise to be it's popular leader going under the name of Chafe (like Mr Guevara only my pants wont fit properly due to excessive dieting)
So, my good, dear, and mostly equal friends welcome to 2006, the year all vegetables were made equal (though celery will always be a prole food) ...
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