From the school of "you couldn't possibly make this up" ...
Soccer player Beckham admitted recently that he has trouble with the maths homework of his six-year-old son. He told reporters:
"I think it was maths, actually. It's done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know, I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this'.
Brooklyn was like, 'Please do it with me', and I'm like, 'I'll read your book with you'."
Internet rumours abound that a new range of dribble-proof Becham friendly books with lots of space under the words will be available from next month so the footy genuis can be teached a bit better. Mr Beckham was said to be like "Oh my God!" and I was like "Do we look bovvered? Innit" ....
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