March 2006 Archives

Quiver with fear ... Barry's here !!!

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If you haven't heard of Barry the Demon Hunter, nip over to the website immediately as it's a great project and deserves all the support it can get.

It turns out some bloke from Hastings decided to produce his own Sci-Fi show and release it on the Net. It's been made on a shoestring budget of about £250 per episode and there are only four episodes available but fair play to the cast and crew for sticking their necks aout and creating some credible content - especially when you consider the first episode cost £50 to make and was shot on a handheld camcorder with torches for lighting !!!

Is Google the new EvilEmpire(tm) ?

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A worrying article from The Register today reveals that Google wants your data. ALL of your data ...

Acoording to El Reg a PowerPoint presentation shown at the company's recent Analyst Day stated:


... With infinite storage, we can house all user files, including: emails, web history, pictures, bookmarks, etc and make it accessible from anywhere (any device, any platform, etc).

We already have efforts in this direction in terms of GDrive, GDS, Lighthouse, but all of them face bandwidth and storage constraints today. (...) This theme will help us make the client less important (thin client, thick server model) which suits our strength vis-a-vis Microsoft and is also of great value to the user.

As we move toward the 'Store 100%' reality, the online copy of your data will become your Golden Copy and your local-machine copy serves more like a cache."

Speaking for myself, I don't want my personal data in the hands of anybody but me. Think of the implications for personal privacy - it's horrific! The US government have already tried to force Google to hand over search data, now imagine the situation five years from now with Google being forced to hand over information which includes your IM conversations, credit card purchases etc etc.

I have nothing to hide, but this is my PERSONAL information. It's bad enough that I can't fly to the States these days without Homeland Security getting all my information or that the British Police are considering installing number plate recognition cameras every 400 yards on our roads so they can see who's going where and when...

Big Brother is watching us everywhere we go - the question is, how closely? The great catch-all is that Bush and Bliar(sic) simply turn around and tell us "it's to stop terrorists" and that's the end of the conversation - perhaps it would help to stop terrorists if Dumb and Dumber instructed their lackies to actually arrest the suspects they have under surveillance - or is it politically advantageous to allow them to explode the odd bomb now and again, just to keep the general populace living in a state of fear?

Maybe I'm being a liitle too "Conspiracy Theorist", but then again - who can tell?

We seek him here ... we seek him there ...

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My eye was suitably caught by a news item the other day that said the Pakistani government had ordered a number of websites to made unreachable to web surfers because they contained the graven images of the Profit(sic) Muhammed which the Danish papers published recently (and by recently I mean in September last year) whcih caused storms of protest recently (and by recently I mean months after it happened - kneejerk reaction or what??).

Apparently under Muslim law it's illegal to publish pictures of this bloke which raises the question - how do they know it's him if no-one's ever seen a picture of him? Artists could be making it all up and no-one would ever know - it's like showing someone a picture of PeeWee Herman and claiming it's Tony Blair (major difference: PeeWee Herman jerks off over small children, Mr Blair jerks off over everyone - I suppose you could say he's an equal opportunities jerker - how very Labour Party ...).

Still, in an effort to see how far this imaging lunacy goes, on the right is a picture of Muhammed in the dark with all the lights off.

You can clearly see him in the center of the picture wearing black robes and a black turban - am I now guilty of something, somewhere ?

WorldofKateMoss.com

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Celebrity is an amazing thing. You grab a little piece of it and all of a sudden you explode over the media like chicken guts in a microwave oven.

Take Kate Moss for instance, the one-time fashion model and walking advert for weight problems is all over the British tabloids like a cheap suit, why? because she snorts a lot of Cocaine. Her ex-boyfriend, the human wreckage known as Pete Docherty, is also all over the papers, why? because he sucks up more powder then a Hoover at a carpet cleaning convention.

Are we really so vacuous that the drug-taking antics of a couple of nobodies is our number one form of entertainment? It's astonishingly sad that this should be the case at a time when there are so many more important things going on - the "War" on terror gathers pace with the US torturing everybody in sight, Muslims are still killing one another over a cartoon that was crap at best and Tony Blair proves he's blinder than David Blunkett by continuing to allow members of the Cabinet to get away with all manner of wrongdoing by insisting they didn't break Parliamentary Rules. It's like a "Get Out of Jail Free" card without having to buy the Monopoly set ...

When CPU cooling goes too far ...

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Today is a great day in the Crussell household, there have been some pretty good days recently, but today is a truly great day. Why? you ask, well I'll tell you - I finally got rid of the CPU Fan from Hell(tm). I've had my current development PC for about six months and it's been loud since the day it arrived (and by loud I mean it drowns out the sound of someone talking in the next room).

So, one quick trip out to my usual parts supplier found me fully equipped with a Akasa Evo120 cooling system which is a complicated collection of heat pipes and fans that's so big it barely fits in my computer case!!! The thing's a monster. In future years Hollywood will create movies about it - Godzilla vs Crussell's CPU Fan. The important thing is it keeps my CPU cool and it's whisper quiet. Expect a change of blog title to "Crussell in Silent Blissland" soon ...

Now, excuse me while I go and listen to ... nothing ... for a bit ...

Gettin' down with ma homies ....

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According to this report from MSNBC, American Gangsters are now using the Internet co compare notes an dpick fights with one another - shocking, shocking I tell you... Perhaps what's more shocking is that the bloke in the article runs the Mid City Kingdom website and has "a batchelor's degree in web design" - if his gangbanging is anything like his web design he'll be dead in five minutes....

It intrigued me that these folks had gravitated to the web so in honour of our West Coast Homiez - wassup dawg, we be banging wit' da possie an' talkin' smack wit' the straight ballers - gnome-say? We Mo-Fo geekGangsters and we don' take no sheet from no mo-fo (innit). Big ups to ma crew in da hood and hey! White-faced-ghost-killer-snoop-dog-muck don' diss ma' Pentium 4 with 1Gb RAM beeotch or I'll pop a cap in jo ass

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