April 1!!!!!! And you know what that means!!
Yes, once a year, every year, without fail, morons everywhere spend the day pulling crazy japes and whacky stunts on one another in order to amuse .. someone ...
I'm nipping off to bed early so I can get up at the crack of dawn in order to spend the day seeking out tomfoolery wherever it may lie then laughing myself into a coma at the ingenuity of it all.
Actually, that's an "April Fool", more likely I'll avoid the bloody lot of it and stay in bed. With a government like ours we don't need a designated day of fun and frivolity as they give it us 365 days a year - dodgy dealings involving shares or property - APRIL FOOL!, How about cash backhanders to pay off the mortgage??? APRIL DOUBLE FOOL!!!! Oh do stop it, I can barely contain myself.
If it were Christmas, I'd say Bah! Humbug!
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