Apparently, hip-hop "star" Jay-Z has banned Cristal champagne from his night clubs after a brand executive for the over-priced French piss water said the association with hip-hop generated "unwelcome attention".Being a free thinker, Jay-Z immediately branded the comment racist and told the world he would no longer drink the expensive fizzy wine, preferring instead to go with Krug or Dom Perignon.
Something just came to mind:
Just because you drink expensive fluids it doesn't mean you're successful. Prostitutes drink the fluids of some people who have loads of money and it doesn't make them media stars now does it?
Call me old-fashioned, but in an age when video games are blamed for all the ills in the world, am I the only one to wonder why people arrested for violent crime in the US NEVER tell the authorities "I did it because I heard it in a hip-hop song which was all about gunning people down, drug dealing and prostitution." Odd that isn't it...

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