Thank God for the British government, not only have they knackered the country but they've also commissioned a report which lets all lardies off the hook. Yes folks, if you're chronically overweight it's NOT YOUR FAULT!
Huzzah! we can add it to the list of other things which are NOT YOUR FAULT, including being a drug addict and being unable to read and write in the native language of the country (and before I get a stream of emails whining about how this is unfair to foreigners, I was taking a swipe at folk born here who are too thick for their own good) - and anyways, being ignorant, indolent and self-centered is ok because .. that's right! It's NOT YOUR FAULT
However, if you smoke or drink you are an evil, evil bastard and should be strung up from a tree, but only after all your belongings have been sold off to pay for the fatties who need cake and sweets to stop them from becoming slim - they'll need all their energy to tell people that it's NOT THEIR FAULT.
Continuing this stream of dribble, if it's NOT YOUR FAULT you're fat then, conversely, if you're thin then it must be ALL YOUR FAULT, in ten years time the "Health Service" will probably refuse to treat thin people who've only got themselves to blame for eating properly and giving a damn about their health - crivens! we're all doomed!!
Finally, if you find this posting in any way offensive you should sod off, you fat bastard - have a pie.
