I've just read a news posting on Yahoo! which says Turkey has banned access to YouTube because it carries clips which are insulting to the country's long dead founder Mustafa Kemal Ataturk. Also: "Several prominent Turkish journalists and writers including Nobel literature prize winner Orhan Pamuk have been tried for allegedly insulting "Turkishness."
Turkey is not alone in blocking YouTube. Last year, the Thai government banned the site for about four months because of clips seen as offensive to Thailand's revered monarch, King Bhumibol Adulyadej. And in May, Moroccans were unable to access YouTube after users posted videos critical of Morocco's treatment of the people of Western Sahara, a territory that Morocco took control of in 1975."
That being the case, and because I'm recovering from an attack of kidney stones that damn near killed me, I've decided to see how many countries I can get to ban my blog!! So, here goes:
Turks, Moroccans, Thai's, the Welsh and people who wear cardigans have bumsex with voles.
The French smell of wee.
Italians are all greasy (except for Fulvio).
Russians have big eyebrows and are, therefore, ignorant.
The French smell of poo.
The Spanish are all shifty.
People from Eastern Europe all drive crap cars (actually most of them are now in the UK and drive quite nice cars)
The French all smell of garlic and ponce about like little fairies as they are clearly all vole violators.
Virgin Islanders are LYING!!!!
Americans are fat, unlike the French who are emaciated due to an overdose of frog's legs.
No-one knows enough about the Portuguese to hate them at all - well done!
So, there's a start, basically, everyone in the world outside of England, Scotland and Ireland are rubbish and probably indulge in some form of bestiality (note: I didn't want to upset the poofs by calling people gay, co clearly I am IN THE RIGHT!).
Now all I have to do is sit back and wait for angry emails of hate because I said a naughty word or two about people...
Step 1: Apply for instant International banination
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit!!!!!
I thank you ....
Turkey is not alone in blocking YouTube. Last year, the Thai government banned the site for about four months because of clips seen as offensive to Thailand's revered monarch, King Bhumibol Adulyadej. And in May, Moroccans were unable to access YouTube after users posted videos critical of Morocco's treatment of the people of Western Sahara, a territory that Morocco took control of in 1975."
That being the case, and because I'm recovering from an attack of kidney stones that damn near killed me, I've decided to see how many countries I can get to ban my blog!! So, here goes:
Turks, Moroccans, Thai's, the Welsh and people who wear cardigans have bumsex with voles.
The French smell of wee.
Italians are all greasy (except for Fulvio).
Russians have big eyebrows and are, therefore, ignorant.
The French smell of poo.
The Spanish are all shifty.
People from Eastern Europe all drive crap cars (actually most of them are now in the UK and drive quite nice cars)
The French all smell of garlic and ponce about like little fairies as they are clearly all vole violators.
Virgin Islanders are LYING!!!!
Americans are fat, unlike the French who are emaciated due to an overdose of frog's legs.
No-one knows enough about the Portuguese to hate them at all - well done!
So, there's a start, basically, everyone in the world outside of England, Scotland and Ireland are rubbish and probably indulge in some form of bestiality (note: I didn't want to upset the poofs by calling people gay, co clearly I am IN THE RIGHT!).
Now all I have to do is sit back and wait for angry emails of hate because I said a naughty word or two about people...
Step 1: Apply for instant International banination
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit!!!!!
I thank you ....
