With the credit crunch biting ever deeper, shopkeepers are trying hard to get us to part with our cash, though there are times when you wonder whether advertising is the best policy.There's a barbershop around the corner from my office which carries the following sign outside:
"Penis enlargement is a poor way to boost low self-esteem, a better way is to get a good haircut"
What a stroke of utter genius! Not only is it thought provoking but it hammers home the importance of having a good coiffure and it also includes the word penis!!!!!
However...
I doubt very much that a gentlemen with a teeny todger who's wandering the cold and lonely streets of our nation's capital is likely to have his spirits buoyed by a number 2 on the back and sides and a square-cut across the back.
It's a bit like saying "In Palestine people are dying in the name of religion so why not buy new socks?" or "You're broke, with no job, your wife hates you and your kids cross the street to avoid you. Why not pick daisies?"
Penis.
