News reaches the interwebs of a prank pulled off by students in Austin Texas which involved re-programming those portable roadside warnings. The jokers replaced "lane out" messages with a variety of zombie-related warnings including the one on the left.Clearly, this was an utterly irresponsible act - if Nazi Zombies really do attack, the people of Austin will take one look at the alert system and mistake it for a joke, what'll happen then??
I'll tell you. Before you know it, the rotting remains of the SS will be swarming over the countryside and only a handful of people and George Romero will survive...
Having studied Zombie movies for ... far too long ... I reckon your best chance of survival is to hide up a tree until they all go away, zombies are usually slow, stumbling creatures with very little brain who can't read a paper, drive or climb trees so, surely, nipping up a stout Larch or Scots Pine will provide a safe area until you can get away...
