Gaze in awe, if you will, at two shining examples of why Britain is no longer Great.
Exhibit #1 - Mother of triplets Leanne Salt.
This shining specimen of motherhood feeds her eight-month-old kids McDonalds, fish and chips and microwave meals. The 29-stone slapper, from Coventry, dresses the children one a week for their trip to the dole office (whether they need it or not) and steers them away from healthy foods as she doesn't want hem to grow up anorexic.
No love, they'll grow up like their mother, fat and utterly ignorant. If we were to hunt this individual down, we could kill it and send the meat to Africa to feed the starving of the Third World. I somehow doubt they'd eat it though as no-one wants the Mad Cow disease at the best of times.
Exhibit #2 - Jackiey Budden
Mother of that dead thick bird, Jackiey recently told check-in staff at Gatwick Airport that she had a gun in her hand luggage - how hilarious is that???!!!!!!!??!!! Perhaps unsurprisingly, the authorities took a dim view and strip searched her, though she was still allowed to board her flight (Jesus, it's bloody ugly with it's clothes ON, I suspect the customs officer who carried out the search will need counselling for years).
So there you go, British intelligentsia for the 21st Century, is there are any wonder the country is going down the pan?
I've just learned of a third candidate for brainiac of the year - the Lovely Mr Gordon Brown said in a speech today that Britain was one of the best prepared nations in the world to deal with a pandemic. Just before the economy imploded he told us we were very well placed to ride the downturn without major impact. The long and the short of it ... YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
Exhibit #1 - Mother of triplets Leanne Salt.
This shining specimen of motherhood feeds her eight-month-old kids McDonalds, fish and chips and microwave meals. The 29-stone slapper, from Coventry, dresses the children one a week for their trip to the dole office (whether they need it or not) and steers them away from healthy foods as she doesn't want hem to grow up anorexic.No love, they'll grow up like their mother, fat and utterly ignorant. If we were to hunt this individual down, we could kill it and send the meat to Africa to feed the starving of the Third World. I somehow doubt they'd eat it though as no-one wants the Mad Cow disease at the best of times.
Exhibit #2 - Jackiey Budden
Mother of that dead thick bird, Jackiey recently told check-in staff at Gatwick Airport that she had a gun in her hand luggage - how hilarious is that???!!!!!!!??!!! Perhaps unsurprisingly, the authorities took a dim view and strip searched her, though she was still allowed to board her flight (Jesus, it's bloody ugly with it's clothes ON, I suspect the customs officer who carried out the search will need counselling for years). So there you go, British intelligentsia for the 21st Century, is there are any wonder the country is going down the pan?
I've just learned of a third candidate for brainiac of the year - the Lovely Mr Gordon Brown said in a speech today that Britain was one of the best prepared nations in the world to deal with a pandemic. Just before the economy imploded he told us we were very well placed to ride the downturn without major impact. The long and the short of it ... YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
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