Home time!

After six years of service in what appears to be the diabolical wasteland of Iraqi, the British Army are finally coming home - the best news we've had in a while.

I don't honestly care what it means to the people of the Iraq - I never did, and I couldn't care less what it means for the world of international politics, the good news is thousands of families across the nation can sleep a little bit easier knowing that husbands, wives, sons and daughters are out of the firing line.

Get them home ASAP, away from suicide bombers, IEDs and fundamentalist arseholes and let normal life resume.

Unlike certain sub-human segments of our society (the anti-British filth who accuse them of being child murderers) I believe these folks should be given all of the plaudits and encourage we can muster for a job well done - even if it was a corrupt cause for a megalomaniac who wanted to get his name in the history books.

Good on you boys and girls, God Speed and see you soon!