Stop the presses.. it turns out Roman Catholic priests have sex with children. It's been an open secret for years and the butt of many a joke, but the Vatican really is in the shit now so it's a good job they've got a suitable excuse.Apparently, the Vatican has been infiltrated by Satan.
Yup, Satan. senior church exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth recently blamed: "cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon".
He went on: "When one speaks of 'the smoke of Satan' in the holy rooms, it is all true - including these latest stories of violence and paedophilia," he said.
So there you go, if your child or children has been abused by someone purporting to be the Mouthpiece of God recently, you can blame the little red fella and the perverts in black who forced themselves onto the kids are just puppets of a greater power.
Mouthpiece of God?? Ringpiece of God more like. The RC church has refused to acknowledge what it's members have been doing for decades and now they've been backed into a corner. Even Pope Nazi hasn't escaped and is currently under scrutiny for having ignored allegations when he was in charge of the anti-buggering unit in Vatican City.
The worst part of the whole affair is that nothing will happen. The RC church is way too powerful to let something like paedophilia get in the way, it's already proved that through decades of denials and the practice of moving priests from one area to another when they've worn out the locals.
Still, it's not all bad, consider this: When the Muslims frighten the shit out of us by blowing things up, the priests of the Roman Catholic church will be standing behind us, pushing it back in again.
Amen to that, Brother
